Lyrics

I was coming undone when friends asked me to join their fun
Come drink a few rounds; we can see you're feeling down
They were thoughtful to include me and I'm thankful
But who knows how I'll act when my tank's full

Cause I can stagger and fall without a drop of alcohol
Not a sip of liquor, I’ll still snip and bicker
There's better destinations for my dollar
Don't need no hooch to help me hurl and holler

No thanks, it just makes me feel funny
And I might not be as funny as I feel
No thanks, makes me misplace my money
And it probably won't help this hurting heart to heal

It don't take white lightning to agitate my fists to fighting
It's not a bottle of booze that makes my mind confused
I get frisky without whisky and act uncouth
And that’s before you even pour the dry vermouth


No thanks, it just makes me feel funny
And I might not be as funny as I feel
No thanks, makes me misplace my money
And it probably won't help this hurting heart to heal

I make bad decisions, dizziness and blurry vision
Become uninhibited, but always regretted it
I hope I can hold my own, but it's wishful thinking
Imagine how much worse if I'd been drinking

No thanks, it just makes me feel funny
And I might not be as funny as I feel
No thanks, makes me misplace my money
And it probably won't help this hurting heart to heal
No, it probably won't help this hurting heart to heal

(c) Dave Nealon 2022